ORTO MATTE SERVER
BRUGHERIO (MB)
POWERED BY CIUCHINO
WINDTRE 4G
Un server hostato in un orto con un asino. Letteralmente.
Server inside the closet
Welcome to Orto Matte Datacenter™ — established 2023, proudly powered by WindTre 4G and pure stubbornness.

Here, servers breathe donkey-scented air, protected by goats, managed by teenagers on bicycles.
Featuring 99.9% uptime (0.1% downtime when Ciuchino eats the cables).

Powered by dreams. Cooled by barn drafts. Monitored by suspicious horses.
“If it works, it’s production.”

Latet asinus in servero. 🐴

Meet the Orto Matte Datacenter™ Team

CEO: Mattia Z.
CTO: Jacopo D.
CIO: Ciuchino (Chief Inspirational Officer)
CFO: The Horse of Suspicion and Distrust
root@ortomatte -------------- OS: Proxmox VE 8.1.4 x86_64 Host: BM6820_BM6620_BP6320-8 Kernel: 6.5.11-8-pve Uptime: 1 day, 5 hours, 49 mins Packages: 1339 (dpkg) Shell: bash 5.2.15 Resolution: 1024x768 Terminal: /dev/pts/0 CPU: Intel i3-3240 (4) @ 3.400GHz GPU: Intel HD Graphics Memory: 6099MiB / 7819MiB